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These Flignitz™ power bars are useless, IMO. I’ve eaten three of them just this morning, and I do NOT have superhuman strength nor the ability to see through solid objects. As for the ability to telepathically communicate with marine life: … Continue reading →

I couldn’t help but notice some disquieting anomalies in Mr. Smith’s data: His SSN contained no numbers (it was all Xs), he claimed to live at 123 Happy Lane, and digits 4-6 of both his cell and home phone numbers … Continue reading →

It was a quiet Tuesday morning like many in late November: 41°F/5°C, overcast, and 30.38 in/1028.78 mb barometric pressure. I sat comfortably at my workstation, smartly clad in the mesh “Dukes of Hazzard” tank top I wear every Tuesday and … Continue reading →

Just ran across this in a text book: (n=0→∞)∑(3/4)ⁿ=4 Okay, math boy (or girl). Explain ….

Promising missive from blog contributor Howard Van Dam: Providence perhaps, but I just found, wrapped around an old bottle of whiskey, a collection of Math related HAIKU. It appears that the author is Jim “Beam” Bernoulli, the least known nephew … Continue reading →

Query: SELECT NAME FROM SALESREPS WHERE REP_OFFICE NOT IN (SELECT OFFICE FROM OFFICES WHERE MGR = 108) Function: “List the salespeople who do not work in offices managed by Larry Fitch (employee 108).” Source: Groff, James R., and Paul N. … Continue reading →

General Information ——————- Host name:        MOE9000 Operating System:   MoeOS JrtREX 10.1 Generic_xyzpdq-01 moe4u Architecture:        mmoe Environment path:        /moe/moe/beeboe/banana/fanna/fee/foe Default image storage dir:  m\o\!/e0/ Default settings in the hlib$zzsetenv.def file: printer:            lp stdplot:            lp … Continue reading →