A Four-Year-Old’s Catechism ….

Daddy: Who are you?
Audie: I’m your son.
D: What does that mean?
A: You Buzz-Lightyear love me.
D: What’s Buzz-Lightyear love?
A: To infinity and beyond.
D: How can I Buzz-Lightyear love you?
A: Because you have two Dads.
D: Really?!? How can I have two Dads?
A: Because you were born two times.
D: And if I was born two times, what does that mean?
A: You can only die once.
D: And if can only die once, how long do I live?
A: Forever.
D: Right. And I’ll love you as long as I live, so how long will I love you?
A: To infinity and beyond.
D: Right! So how many Dads can you have?
A: Two: you and God.
D: Exactly ….
A: What about Buzz Lightyear?
D: Um, that would be more than two ….
A: And Fox in Socks?
D: We’ll … review this … tomorrow night ….